Young Mid Collectors issue #1 Launch Party.

You are cordially invited to an evening of radical curation and controlled access, presented by Young Mid Collectors magazine—the new lifestyle publication for those who collect not just art, but culture itself. This is not merely a party; it is a happening. A magazine launch. A performance. An immersive meditation on value, space, and the ornamental decay of end-stage colonialism.
The event will take place in a locked bathroom of the 9th and South Street Starbucks. Eye contact with baristas is discouraged, as is overt enthusiasm. A silent auction of a single AirDropped JPEG will take place during the event, with bidding accepted in Ethereum and boutique wellness product gift certificates. Complimentary hand sanitizer, courtesy of a mid-tier gallery’s dwindling sponsorship budget, will be available. The dress code is performance-aware and quietly superior—outfits should whisper generational privilege with an undercurrent of curated indifference.

Young Mid Collectors—because sometimes the most exclusive room in Philadelphia is the one labeled “Out of Order.”

For questions or to reserve your copy of Young Mid Collectors issue #1 contact:
Youngmidcollectors@proton.me …while supplies last.